You’re supposed to be getting ready for your Aunt’s funeral but you have a splitting headache. Your stepMom walks into the kitchen telling you she’s almost ready to go and…”why are you still in your pajamas and… watching cartoons!?” You explain that you have a terrible headache. So your stepMom goes to the cupboard and reaches up on her tiptoes to reach the extra strength Aleve. As she’s feeling around while talking, she doesn’t notice when she grabs the wrong bottle. “Here son, go ahead and just take 2, and then go get dressed. We are already running late.” she says. Later she comes into your room to find you standing there with new problem….a RAGING BONER!!! “What are you doing??!” She asks. You explain that it just happened and you can’t make it go away, not even by jerking off